Have y'all seen the Texts From Last Night website? I stumbled across it via Beth's Blog, and I have to say, while a lot of them can be pretty vulgar (and probably not work safe!), but it cracks me up! Here's a few that I found humorous:
- I think my vagina is haunted
-Just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
-What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
-My boobs are a 3G dead zone. As soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
-Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
-Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
-I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffee table.
-Apparently they started giving me water shots and I couldn't tell the difference
-In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
-(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
(1-361): These are the tickets we got last night.
(361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
(1-361): Yes...yes you did.
-I just realized that the word 'turd" is present in Saturday
-(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
(1-404): haha good one..how did you even know?
(404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.